Yoda - May the force be with you

Shirt of Invisibility [currently deactivated]

Stop Following Me

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Pro Evolution Sucker

Never Forget Where You Came From

I am not fat, my friends are skinny

La la la, I can't hear you.

A balanced diet... is a chocolate in each hand

I illegally downloaded this t-shirt!

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times!

Jedi of the month

I see dead pixels

You are not the droid I am looking for

Choose your weapon

No, I will not fix your computer!

I know HTML
(How To Meet Ladies)

Bar Wars
May the drink be with you

Whenever I feel like exercise,
I lie down until the feeling
passes.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Who understand binary and who don't.

pro-gram-mer
n. an organism that turns caffeine into software

Survival Tracking Guide

The Meaning of Life
42

Trying to understand Yoda

Don't worry. The zombies are looking for brain. You are safe.